landphobia

Landphobia is the bigotry and intolerance towards landownership and People of Land. People of Land (PoL) is one of the most marginalised minority groups in modern day society and is constantly subject to microaggressions (e.g. not paying rent plus tip on time); hateful bigotry (e.g. ‘being a landlord is not a rEaL jOb’); and at times even systemic discriminations such as property tax and eviction moratoriums.

Rentoid: Landlords add nothing to society and are parasites. Why am I forced to pay to live in my own house??
People of land: What is this Landphobia? I’m literally shaking right now!!

landphobia by OS69 August 29, 2021

ladphobic 

Prejudice against lads, often shown by people who aren't up for a cheeky Nando's and a bit of banter.

Person 1: " Ha, look at those lads, I bet there off for a cheeky Nando's. I hate them."
Person 2: "What?, you can't say that, it's ladphobic."

ladphobic by allaboutthabooty December 9, 2015

lasaphobia 

the fear of shoelaces

"Kit why are your shoes never tied?"
"I have lasaphobia. It's incurable."

lasaphobia by mastercutter May 31, 2018

linphobia 

having a big fear of lin manuel miranda biting is lip or singing on soundcloud

The photo of lin manuel miranda gave me serious linphobia.

linphobia by sayyestothis July 17, 2020

lagophobia

Being afraid of having lag in a videogame.
(slow computer)

He is afraid of having lag, he must have lagophobia!

lagophobia by Juuster May 18, 2016

laniphobia 

Its a term of you being afraid of your friend or significant other names lelani or lani

Jess: I have laniphobia
Lani: hey.
Jess: AHHHHH

laniphobia by VELLIE February 11, 2022

Luanaphobia 

luanaphobia is when you don’t agree with her statements, opinions,ignore her attention seeking and be rude to her. most often shown by polls due to fear of her sometimes impulsive actions or in groupchats on twitter.

are there any cures?

improve your taste obviously.

person a : wow luana is sooo annoying

person b : that’s luanaphobia ! im breaking the moot

Luanaphobia by Luhuanaa September 21, 2020