Dirk 

A well put together guy, who can protect and look after people he cares about. Dirks can be immature sometimes, but know how to crack a joke at the best time. They’ll make jokes when you’re upset to cheer you up, and when they’re trying to help you feel better they’ll succeed. He looks after people he cared about, and trusts a certain few with his secrets. Dirks are the most upbeat you’ll ever see, unless they’re tired. If you befriend a Dirk, you’re the luckiest person alive.

Person 1: “Did you hear what Dirk said in class today?”
Person 2: “Yeah, I couldn’t stop laughing at it!”

Dirk by CIA Agent ™ December 15, 2018

Dirk 

More than a jerk less that a dick

Omg he is such a dirk

Dirk by anniesteele96 November 19, 2017

Dirk 

A small half-pea sized dab of THC concentrate.

Anthony took a dirk sized dab before school and was baked all day.

Dirk by ShaunH73 September 9, 2020

Dirk 

To Dirk is to leave a place or event uncerimoniously, usually before one should leave, just like Dirk Nowitzki left to the locker room before the end of Game 6.

Dude this party is getting really boring, let's just Dirk.

Dirk by sokolio June 18, 2011

Dirk 

Dirk is that one guy who smokes a lot and hasn't gotten cancer. He is sometimes a funny guy but can get real emotional sometimes.

Eric: Yo bro, Dirk is like a name of someone in a Motorcycle Club.
Devin: I know, right?

Dirk by WaxHandler March 1, 2020

Dirk 

A Dirk is someone who is extremely loyal and no matter what he goes through with you, he will always remain by your side through thick and thin. He is a great friend who will offer to pay for your meal or take the the blow for something so your life can be better. His work as a great friend often gets overlooked by you because he is your best friend but you don’t know how great he is to you and he needs to be rewarded and noticed more. Dirk is truly a 1 in a million. It’s kinda like how Dirk Nowitzki has stayed so loyal to the Mavericks through everything and has taken pay cuts and brought them a championship and how no one talks about him being an all time great. Kinda like how he got robbed of the last all star spot from Kobe cause it was his last year. Dirk was having a better season and should have been in. That means Dirk should be an automatic all star his last year right?

Man Dirk is so loyal. I’ve been a dick to him and he is still doing great things to me. Dirk even just single handily beat up these guys trying to jump me. I love Dirk

Dirk by Mavsfan15 May 12, 2018

dirk 

Pronounced durk. Secondary weapon of a Scottish warrior, after the claymore. The dirk is a long dagger, only slightly too short to be called a short sword. Blade in the range of 14 inches, commonly had only a bound handle, sometimes a small crosshilt.

The mighty warrior from the Highlands was a walking armory; he carried a claymore, a dirk, and a sgian dukh, along with his pack and shield.

dirk by Caribou December 28, 2005