Bliptard 

Saying retard in a nice way instead of pepega.

Me: Look at that guy he plays fortnite
Friend: Yeah what a bliptard

Bliptard by bananaman24390832429436 October 30, 2020

blibtard 

A Big Liberal Retard. The higher classification for libtard.

Man, he really is a blibtard.

blibtard by ademoogey March 18, 2019

Bliztard 

One who cannot drive in blizzard conditions, or chooses to do so and is not prepared. Typically drives a small compact car with very low ground clearance and only 2WD. Will charge a snow bank in hopes of making it through.

Also see Wintard

I can't get down the street. Im gonna have to detour.
Why?
Some Bliztard is blocking the road. They abondoned their car so I can't help pull them out.

Bliztard by Slacker1357 February 10, 2013

Blitarded 

So high, or so "blitted" you feel like you're retarded.

Dude I smoked so much weed yesterday I couldn't even fucntion. I was blitarded

Blitarded by Danny Prime October 26, 2011

Blippard 

When the 'storm of the century' comes by and doesn't deliver the goods. February 1st 2011 was forecast to bury the northern USA in 2 feet of snow. We got 4 inches in Detroit - duh...

All the kids were happy that school got called off but they didn't have to shovel snow due to the Blippard

Blippard by badsneakers77 February 21, 2011

Blistard 

An idiot who goes outside during a violent fucking blizzard risking life and limb

"Uncle john is the biggest blistard, someone get him help"

Blistard by Glendales.favourite.elf December 29, 2020

Blictard 

A person who attempts to be cool by using the word blicky, but ends up looking retarded.

The blictard said “That was super blicky”

Blictard by Vancetay December 13, 2018