stawner

Scottish parochial for a male erection.

'Look at that guys raging stawner! It's huge!!'

stawner by Jimbojetset67 June 11, 2017

Stauner (stawner) 

Scottish (Glaswegian) term literally meaning "Stander".

A penile erection

Look at that bawbag oan the danceflair, he's makin' ae right stauner ae himsel

Stauner (stawner) by Barelystanding December 18, 2004

Fart Stainer

A fart stainer that stains your pants leaving a brown skid mark,also can be used to abuse somebody

Hey you "Your a fart stainer"

A wet fart slips out by accident you have not followed through but you have just stained your pants with some fart juice.
Can also be mixed up and changed by calling somebody a stain head they will get the drift

Fart Stainer by Roberto83 December 6, 2009

Porcelain Stainer 

A greasy, fatty, offensive smelling bowell movement that leaves thick brown streaks on the sides of the toilet bowl. Hands on scrubbing is often needed to remove them from the porcelain.

Those two triple baconators on top of the twenty eight beers I drank last night made for one hell of a porcelain stainer this morning.

Porcelain Stainer by SmashBurger March 4, 2011

Stayner 

A small town in Ontario Canada, with about 3 black people and several churches and retirement homes. As well as two corner stores directly adjacent to each other. Most commonly known as the town near Wasaga Beach.

Guy 1: "Have you ever been to stayner?"
Guy 2: "Whats a Stayner?"

Stayner by Bocaj Nosredna January 9, 2012

Stannerz 

The term Stannerz is used to describe the process of ejaculating in an unusually premature time of under one minute during the act of sexual intercourse.

The term Stannerz can also be used as a time scale for other day to day activities, where one Stannerz is equal to, or less than one minute. A five minute task could be described as taking '5 Stannerz'

Whilst a relatively new term, the term Stannerz is spreading fast.

I hear when they had sex he came in less than a minute?!
Yeah, he did her in a Stannerz!

Stannerz by megagem June 15, 2010

Sloppy bowl stainer 

When you do a poo and it is so liquid like, it comes out as slop and stains the toilet bowl even after a couple of flushes.

Dont use the toilet wait for the cleaners to clean it. I just did a sloppy bowl stainer.

Sloppy bowl stainer by Lbigfella August 24, 2016