smirch 

to ejaculate; especially on the face of the recipient

And then i had to run because i smirched in her eye.

smirch by Niggs January 8, 2006

Smirch 

Bitch.

That taylor is a real smirch.

Smirch by yeasayer December 31, 2008

wet smirch 

A wet smirch is when someone is put in a world of pain. No one ever wants to be in wet smirch.

Donald trump put Hilary Clinton into wet smirch. 9/10 people have experienced wet smirch.

wet smirch by max rodgers January 24, 2017

Smitch 

Not too many, not a lot

Opposite of bare

There are smitch girls in this party :(

Smitch by Original-Goose October 8, 2019

smitchy

More than a snitch = a smitch. Excessive snitching, or threats to snitch would make one smitchy...

Smitch: Dude you're watching a baseball game when you're supposed to writing a proposal for Cysco.

Dude: Lighten up man, it's the Braves, they're going all they way..

Smitch: I'm reporting you to the GM....that is not work related, and I feel cheated.

Dude: Quit being smitchy...

smitchy by Polar Extreme May 13, 2010

smitch 

Thinking about or sleeping on an idea

one: "yo, can you lend me one thousand dollars?" two: "hm.. Iono mane, ill smitch on it"

smitch by brckhmptnsux January 15, 2021

Smarch

The thirteenth month of the year, characterized in North America by cold weather and snow.

For other unusual months, see Febtober.

Marge: voiceover: It all started on the thirteenth hour, of the thirteenth day, of the thirteenth month. We were at Sprinfield Elementary to discuss the misprinted calendars the school had purchased.
Homer: shivering, looking at the calendar Oh, lousy Smarch weather.

Smarch by Baller-Ass Nigga November 2, 2004