shit thing

anything, person or object that is just plain shitty. or something that fails to work and pisses you off on a regular basis.

My shit thing broke AGAIN

shit thing by ladyMUNK May 8, 2011

Shit with that thing 

When a girl has a big, fat ass.

Damn, Becky can shit with that thing. Her ass is huge.

Shit with that thing by optimalbuzz December 12, 2018

shit thingy

same as the word thingy but with more passion or just to say it..

hey what what was that shit thingy we had to do for world history?? i really don't remember....

shit thingy by itsDeuCeson May 18, 2009

Stranger Things Type Shit

When shit is so wierd/and off and you can feel it in the air or the vibe.

I was walking though the woods and saw 3 deers with their eyeballs hanging out their heads. I was like what in the stranger things type shit is this

Stranger Things Type Shit by UrbanDictionary.OG July 7, 2022

Things I think while I shit 

Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....

Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."

Things I think while I shit by Hym Iam May 5, 2024

Shitting lava 

Highly acidic diarrhea resulting from spicy food or stomach upset.

GAAAWD, I am shitting lava after the Burrito buffet!

Shitting lava by I, Wreckerrr November 11, 2016

shitting Irish 

When you shit green turds.

I must have the flu I'm shitting Irish.

shitting Irish by jpg3 February 1, 2015