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zelmo the magician 

a douche from the planet zarson who takes magic way to far; he has a small penis, only the size of a yu-gi-oh card

His most memorable magic was when he took a piss in the toliet and made it disappear
Zelmo the magician took a dump in the potty and made it disappear
zelmo the magician by Patty December 10, 2004
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Zalmon-Bozi 

A Bukharian Jewish expression used to refer to a person who plays reverse psychology or engages in psychological warfare.

Origins come from a famous Bukharian peasant called Zalmoni Sish Lela (Zalmon the six fingered one). He would con his fellow countrymen with riddles and deceitful games. The actual term 'Zalmon Bozi' means 'Zalmon Games'.
Hey James, are you having your cousin Charles who engages in Zalmon-bozi to come to the poker game tonight? Because if so, you can count me out.
The drink of choice for kids in the College Park area. Around $10 a handle for some of the most quality (sike sike) vodka you'll find. In reality, its the penny-pincher's choice of drink. Popular for pregaming and mixing with jungle juice.
Yo man, lets go get 2 handles of Zelko and invite some bitties over before we hit up the bars.
zelko by superslugger616 April 9, 2009
A man with multiple talents and qualities that make him uniquely stand out from other males in his generation.
Zelo by Matoki127 July 5, 2018
A wielder of Magic's ( fictional or to beliefs in life magic) or to be a great and strong leader
I once read a book about a great guy named Zelos and he took a group of unwonted people and gave them a purpose of life :)
Zelos by Vanessa lycan December 17, 2017