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Leonia Middle School 

Originally a place where only 6th-8th graders souls would be tormented, but recently opened up so that 5th graders could experience the pain too.

the middle school is actually a cult where the lms core values are worshipped above all things on earth

we gotcha local 50% asians, drug abusers, and expired milk. come to lms today so that you can go on the bus and enjoy the cafeteria ladies yelling at you for standing up.
Principal: "You have lost RESPECT for the LMS CORE VALUES! You need to integrate responsibility, respect, perseverance, integrity, and community in your lives, and this is why we are spending time here, giving a speech no one will care about, and taking your gym time away."

Leonia victim #1: "Dude Leonia Middle School sucks"

Leonia victim #2: "I found mold in my taco yesterday"
A one-square mile town that nobody knows about because by the time you finish asking what town you are in, your already leaving.This town is very boring, and has absolutely nothing to do in it. The most fun kids can find is hanging out at the Dunkin Donuts, and going to the park. Most older people like it because it is a "quiet town"
Leonia is possibly the smallest and most boring town ever.
Leonia by boredperson<33 September 28, 2005

Letonian 

Leto-like or of Leto. Descriptive used of expressions, gestures, styles, or body parts definitively belonging to Jared Leto, or are representative of him.
I'd recognize those Letonian eyes anywhere!

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He shot me a Letonian glance

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That pomegranate marshawk is so Letonian
Letonian by @marsdiable July 3, 2011
My family is Lebanese." "Oh so they come from Lebonia?
Lebonia by Leboner July 8, 2011

leonia middle school 

leonia middle school is the worst school in all of new jersey
have you heard of leonia middle?
nah what is it?
trust me you dont wanna know
-husam
A smart and beautiful girl. she is very caring and will do anything to make you happy. she is the friend that would answer your call any time of the night. she will never tell your secrets. she loves everyone and is a social butterfly.
OMG lemonia is so kind I wanna talk to her
Lemonia by iiofishal_uhm October 19, 2020