Fatosis

A diagnosis for feeling fat

My brother asked me what my problem was when my clothes didn't fit right. I told him I was suffering from Fatosis.

Fatosis by Lenzlah March 9, 2021

fatsist 

A person thats hates fat people just because their fat.

They won't let me on the airplane. They must be fatsist.

fatsist by dashizz3000 May 16, 2010

glutius flatosis 

A condition where a women has a flat buttocks. AKA flat ass. Common in European women. A person with this condition lacks junk in the trunk.

Heather was self consious about her ass because of the chronic Glutius Flatosis.

glutius flatosis by DzNutz January 20, 2004

Fartosis of the Louvre 

A condition that causes excess gas around fine art.

I was enjoying the Mona Lisa when I was hit with a bad case of fartosis of the Louvre and had to run for the exit.

Fartosis of the Louvre by onehandcrabbing September 26, 2012

Fatsist 

The term given to a person that discriminates against fat / obese people mentally, metaphorically, physically, and verbally.

That boy is fatsist

Fatsist by lolbosslol June 1, 2018

fagtosis 

the process in which gays, or fags, become more gay;

or the process in which straight people find their inner gay side and embrace it--> all straight people have a gay side;

(this process can be unintentional)

Oh, my gosh! Carlos just underwent his fagtosis!
Finally! I call dibs, Enrique!

fagtosis by Dr. KG September 24, 2010

fartosis 

Farting or or possesing continuos far like symptoms. Having a condition where one farts repeatidly and does not have the ability to control it.

Girl: The other day on the bus some guy walked in and crop dusted everyone on his way to the seat in the back, it was viscious!

Guy: Wow really? Sound like he had some serious fartosis of the blowhole

fartosis by three-m January 13, 2010