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cheesemonger 

vendor of cheese or indeed purveyor of interesting ideas
The cheesemonger showed us his wares

or

That guy is a real cheesemonger
cheesemonger by cheesemonger January 23, 2004

Cheeseman 

Cheeseman (chee-z ma-an) noun

This word is generally used to describe an insincer, cheesy shyster. A greasy kinda guy with a used car salesman vibe.
OMG don't fall for that. He is Cheeseman!
Cheeseman by Dragonlady58 December 30, 2020

cheesemare 

A nightmare produced by the ingestion of a large amount of cheese just before you go to bed.
I shouldn't of ate all that aged cheddar before i went to bed, i had the harshest cheesemare last night.
cheesemare by Remedy X April 24, 2005

CheeseMongrel 

A game which originated in the state of Maine, in the United States of America. The game is continuous, much like The Game. The first person to tell someone else that they are a CheeseMongrel wins, but then no one else may say the word until the next day.
Gene: Hey Casey, you're a CheeseMongrel!
Casey: I already said it today. Try again tomorrow.
Gene: Aww man...
CheeseMongrel by FSM129 February 16, 2009

Cheesemonkey 

A person who uses the same move over and over again when playing a fighting game.
Stop picking Ken and using his Shoryuken over and over! You're such a Cheesemonkey!
Cheesemonkey by Nekohime October 27, 2009

Cheesemaker 

A man with an uncircumcised penis.

So called because, if unwashed, the region between the head of the penis and the uncircumcised skin could develop a sweaty, smelly residue - a bit like smelly cheese.
Paul was glad he wasn't a cheesemaker because he only washed once a week.
Cheesemaker by toroboy July 18, 2009