A dominatrix who specialises in putting her subjects into vacuum packs, applying extreme heat to keep them contained/sealed and then pinning them up on the wall, once ready.
Dezza got done by the office Laminatrix again last month. He was up on that wall for two weeks straight and nobody fucking paid any attention
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.