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kirkwall 

The 'capital' of the island Orkney. Most people are secretly depressed, but mental health is a big nono so shush. There are approxiamately 56 billion tourist based shops, so take your pick. To summarise, most of the high school graduates move away. i wonder why.
'Whats it like in Kirkwall then?'

'Shite.'
kirkwall by sadsardine February 18, 2019
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Kirktallnacht

A satirical term used to describe the online backlash where supporters of Charlie Kirk responded to criticism after his death with coordinated harassment and punishment campaigns, evoking historical parallels to fascist repression in 1938 during the Night of Broken Glass.
Yeah, no way I’d post that online these days. Not since Kirktallnacht.
Kirktallnacht by Ax1z October 20, 2025

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
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The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
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