Blopie 

When a man is dropping a deuce, reading the paper, and getting fellated simultaneously.

Mike: Yesterday was epic!

Grant: Go on Monte....

Norm: Monte must’ve gotten a blopie!

Grant: I wouldn’t be so sure....

Mike: Oh, I’m sure!

Blopie by Brothaontheinside March 12, 2021

Blopie 

It’s when a man is getting fellatio while reading the paper and dropping a deuce.

Mike: Last night I got a sweet blopie!

Grant: Your joking.

Mike: Swear to God mi amigo.

Norm: I told you she was cool.

Grant: I’ll say!

Mike: Yup.

Blopie by Brothaontheinside March 15, 2021

Blopper

Bastardization of "Whopper". Irish slang for incredibly excellent, or absolutely exemplary. Used primarily in the northern region of Dublin, often preceded by "bleeding".

That caramel sundae was bleeding blopper.

Blopper by Poppinfresh1811 October 13, 2020

Instant Blowie 

When you perform an action or say something that causes those around you to compulsively perform oral sex upon you.

Dude 1: Hey I just won that League of Legends tournament.
Dude 2: Woah bro that's sick.
Dude 1: Yeah bro, I got an instant blowie too.

Instant Blowie by BigFloppa December 19, 2020

Blope 

The black Pope.

One day, the Vatican will be led by a man from Africa, and he will be known to all as The Blope, the Black Pope.

Blope by NiraMillson June 28, 2010

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blogies 

Small pieces of a bowel movement that stubbornly refuse to vanish down the drain on the first flush of a toilet. Not to be confused with a floater or a sticktite. Blogies need not float, and they never stick to the side of the toilet. Victims of the initial backwash, blogies simply need a clear and unencumbered path to the drain, which is almost invariably effected with a second flush.

I had to keep my mother-in-law waiting in the hall while I attended to some unexpected blogies.

blogies by Anai July 20, 2008