ardvark 

meaning alright, derived from the slang word ard, a short way of saying alright.

May put "O" before for emphasis. As in "O Ardvark!"

Ethan:"Yooooo, music theory homework... you do it?"

Evan:"Haha, yea right, ill do it during 4th period"

Ethan:"O Ardvark, same here."

ardvark by Shmead February 1, 2010

ardvark 

Uncircumcized penis

She smiled in excitment as she took out my 8 inch ardvark

ardvark by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

ardvark 

animal with long snout and likes to eat ants. (also known as ant eater)
there are two fanous ardvarks:
1: Otis the ardvark. Old CBBC presenter (puppet) and copletely ruled the roost. Left there and started doing odd jobs on and off TV. (Live and Kicking, charaty fund-raisers)
has not been seen for a number of months/years
2: Arthur the ardvark. Star of cartoon on CBBC (arthur) with a teenage ardvark with big glasses and a 5 year old sister who likes cows. call it random. call it funny. call it rubbish, but it is still regularly shown despite many complaints about the lack of arthur's nose.

1: Otis was the best and i want him bck. *sniffs and gases remorefully into blankness*
2: WOTS WITH THE NOSE??? ARDARKS HAVE NOSES!!!!!!

ardvark by born in the wrong decade November 30, 2004

Ardvark 

When a male with a large nose performs cunnilingus on a female in the doggie style position and his nose pressing into her anus causes her to release a flatus.

oralfartnosedoggiecunnilingusbig noseanus

Female to girlfriend... " OMG! So last night I totally ardvarked Jimbo!"
Reply... "That's so embarassing! But he totally has a beak for a nose so it's completely understandable!"

Ardvark by ABB23 August 23, 2016

ardvark 

girls area code.. (vagina)

woww.ur ardvark is loose!!

ardvark by dhgajlghfkj;gf. March 6, 2011

ardvark 

a creature with a marshmellow nose

ardvark can i feel its nose

ardvark by big Zebop November 13, 2020

Merk Ardvark 

merk, he likes to sing god bless america at the most inappropriate times, is an amazing water polo player, and likes to play the drooms. A little slow in the mind, merk will never turn down a good turkey sandwich. He'll be the one humming while slapping himself in the cafeteria.

Come on merk, show us how ya jam, BOOM BOOM TSH TSH!

Merk Ardvark by Mr. Costigeen April 16, 2005