The Musket 

The musket occurs when the condom slips off while having sex with a girl, unbeknownst to both partners. The man, unaware of the event, pushes the condom deeper and deeper inside of her with each following thrust, simulating the packing of a musket.

"Dude, I think I gave her the musket last night."

The Musket by Cawthon2007 October 26, 2011

the musket 

When a single uncooked kernel of corn is inserted into the opening of a penis. During sex, semen acts as gunpowder to the unsuspecting kernel, fireing it into the woman, causing immediate death, or a weird look.

I knew a girl who fell victim to the cold death of the musket, shot down in her prime.

the musket by theryno June 5, 2007

the musket 

The act of packing you penis hole with cocaine, then penetrating then analy penetrating the other party. When climaxing the cocaine will spray into the lower intestin causing an instant high. Also known as "the Pompeï"

I gave her the musket and she was forever blowing bubbles!

the musket by matchstickmen January 27, 2011

the musket 

a sexual act where the male shits on his partners asshole while he/she has their ass in the air. the male then packs the shit into the asshole such as you would gunpowder in the barrel of a musket. the receiving partner then power shits it out like a musket.

Dik gives his dog the musket every night.

the musket by Evan, Marshall, and Andy February 6, 2008

The Musket 

The act in which a person inserts toilet paper into the opening of their anus and rams it up their colon with a "ramrod" (plunger, toilet brush, etc) and then releases the paper via flatulence, thus simulating the loading and firing of a musket.

"Dude, I gave myself The Musket last night and my asshole has never felt cleaner."

The Musket by The Toilet Musketeer August 1, 2018

The Musket 

A reference to the popular firearm of the 16th century, The Musket is the act of pouring cocaine into urethra of one’s erect penis. The “Musketeer” then proceeds to enter their partner’s vagina and ejaculate their now cocaine-infused semen.

Stefano knew that his best bet to have Stella let him creampie her was to give her The Musket. He knew this because she loves both cocaine, and Civil War recreations.

The Musket by alfstewart4lyf November 26, 2021

The Musket Ball 

When you shit down a girls throat and ram it down with your cock.

Me and her took it to the next level last night. She let me give her The Musket Ball.

The Musket Ball by Saxon57 March 27, 2020