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used as a term to describe someone who's gone mental.
"She's gone totally Garrity, mate!"
Garrity by Mozzallini November 3, 2011
The word refers to a penis below the length of three inches,common in people who have a significant body mass, usually shriveled and infertile.
fuck man, i was diagnosed with a garratt yesterday.

Garratied 

When you go out for a drink and your friends encourage you to drink a much higher amount of alcohol than you ever would have.
I was only going for one, then Tess turned up and bought another, before I knew it I was absolutely garratied.
Garratied by SilentFox18 June 5, 2018

Garrity Blues 

When you miss someone so much, even if you saw them less than 15 hours ago, you have the Garrity Blues.
Man I really miss Chris, even though I saw him so recently. I guess I have the Garrity Blues.

The Garrity Fuckhouse 

When a red headed caucasion male fucks a blonde African American female from behind in the ass at the top of a stairwell, the male then proceeds to punch the african american female in the back of the head knocking her unconscious and then ashits on her abdomen and smears it all over her titties creating the fudge brownie effect similar to the cinnabunns, the red headed caucasion male then interlocks his arms and legs around the unconscious blonde african american female body and barrel rolls her down the stairs.........Also known as the Korean Stinger
Yo homie I gave my biotch The Garrity Fuckhouse last night and she came for hours!
Patrick: "Hey Sean, look over there at that blonde - she's well fit"

Sean: "Don't go near her Paddy. She's a muff-diving garrahy"
garrahy by Jenny Summers August 15, 2006