foooms

Fuck Off Out Of My Store
Verb used by retail staff for dealing with difficult customers (see Karen) who forget that the retail relationship is optional for both the customer and the store.

Sales Assistant: That guy with the new bike was in again today, complaining about everything when nothing is wrong - so I fooomsed him.
Manager: Well done, we're busy. We love a good fooomsing.

foooms by ArbiterElegantiarum October 22, 2020

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April Foooos

The most awful audio bitchslap one can be dealt. Usually accompanied by painful stinging laughter coming from the party who just served you BIG TIME.

Hey yo (insert name), I just bitchslapped yo motha! (short pause) APRA FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSS!!!!!!!!
HEY (insert name), I just ran over yo cat with my lawnmowa!!!!! (short pause) APRA FOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS!!!!!!
HEY (shotgun fire). I just shot you in the stomach with a shotgun!!!!! (short pause) April Foooos!!!!!

April Foooos by JohnnyOSkoo December 14, 2008

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Related Words

foooms • floomsy • foomsh • FOOMSL • Foooml • Fooosh • April Foooos

flooms

set of drainage tunnels in peoria, il where people go to kick it. lots of cool grafiti

lets go to the flooms and party

flooms by bobby g. October 6, 2004

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FOOMSL

AIM Acronym which can be used interchangeibly with LMAO

FOOMSL means: Fell Out Of My Seat Laughing

can also be said aloud
pronounced: Foom Sel
first coined by keavy on 22 march 06

Llewelyn: so i heard this joke 2day

Seamus:yea so do tell

Llewelyn:"3 old ladies where sitting on a park bench. Ethel, Marge and Bessie. Just then a flasher runs up to them, opens his coat and exposes himself to the 3 ladies. Immediately Ethel has a stroke. Marge has a stroke also. But Bessie, being feeble and weak couldn't reach that far."

Seamus:FOOMSL

Llewelyn:lol

FOOMSL by Keavy July 29, 2008