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Zoom Toobin 

Exposing your dick on a Zoom conference call
I was tired of Karen's complaining, so I went ahead and whipped out the old Zoom Toobin
Zoom Toobin by Ziggipops October 19, 2020

Zoom Toobin 

The act of immediately stripping and masturbating at the end of any zoom business call.
Holy crap the meeting ended and Jeffrey started Zoom Toobin right there in front of us!
Zoom Toobin by Abhor Disdain October 20, 2020

Zoom Toobing

Touching one's self for personal gratification while on a company Zoom teaming call
"While Manda presented her findings regarding the effects of forest management on the containment of wild fires, Braden was suddenly observed to be Zoom Toobing and was promptly removed from the online meeting by the host".
Zoom Toobing by Flowky October 20, 2020

zoomtoobin

Facilitating your tumescence while maintaining Zoom cam presence
My zoomtoobin got me a bootin’ though my vid I set to mutin’. I am certainly the Talk of the Town now.
zoomtoobin by twistedechoes October 21, 2020

ZOOMTOOBIN

Pleasuring oneself while participating on a company ZOOM conference call.
Dude! I heard you got fired from your job today!

Yeah my boss caught me ZOOMTOOBIN during our weekly Zoom sales meeting.
ZOOMTOOBIN by Wilber Cat November 19, 2020

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026