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Sissor Fight 

N. When two females spread their legs in a sissor motion so that their vaginas touch eachothers. They proceed to bump and grind, while looking like sissors cutting at eachother.
My pussy is so sore from that intense sissor fight last night!
Sissor Fight by beepbeep/petereater. September 26, 2008

sissor sister 

women who has sexual intercourse with other women in the shape of two sissors cutting at each other.
"Helga and I totally are sissor sisters together"

Sissor it Out 

When two girls (perferbly lesbians) fight each other.
Guy 1; hey should we stop that
Guy 2; no just let them sissor it out
Sissor it Out by Numbpuss August 24, 2016

Occam's Scissor 

The simplest, most likely explanation for two chicks who spend all their time together is lesbianism. A variation on Occam’s Razor with respect for the scissoring art form.
"Tammy and Kristy bought Birkenstocks and went to Tulum again; they say it's a spiritual connection"
"Occam's Scissor, they're banging"

scissors theater 

When someone pretends they are opposed to another person, but they are not, and they actually just do it for something.
Based upon the Brazilian series "Teatro das Tesouras", that says that the politicians in the elections only pretend to be against each other, and they do not have an actual ideology, just hunger for power.
Guy: Why is he pretending to defend something? He just wants to have that thing!
Dude: Another actor in the scissors theater.

scissorlift gook 

a chinaman or any flavor of asian that enjoys dressing up as a woman and accepting monetary donations in exchange for sexual favors. they favor being on top and therefore cater mostly to power bottoms
who wouldve guessed that NFL kicker Younghoe Koo was a scissorlift gook?
scissorlift gook by lil kid fucker January 19, 2020