The hottest daddy there is. You want him, but you can’t have him. He’s married to his loving wife, syrenical, who is also pretty hit. You will definitely faint more at the sight of iron daddy then you will at the sight of gwen’s tentacles!
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.