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A skoozie is a skanky female that is inclined to seeming like WHITE TRASH, hense beer in the kozie...thus SKOOZIE
What a skoozie! That beer guzzling Alicia is such a skoozie in her cutoff overalls and box of condoms!
skoozie by Meghyn September 19, 2004
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A girl who only likes big dick and won’t even take an average size dick let alone below average
Guy: do u wanna fuck
Girl: if your dick was bigger
Guy: what but it’s average

Girl: exactly

Guy: your a skoozie
Skoozie by Shitington September 22, 2020
A vape, used to talk about vaping in a public setting without saying vape.
Do you have a Skoozie?”
How you politely request an Italian to make room for your foam drink-cooler on da table next to his own utensils.
American guest: This table looks fairly small and crowded --- I hesitate to ask anyone to shift his silverware around to accommodate my insulated lemonade-glass.
Italian host: Oh, don't worry about that --- just take any empty seat and quietly say "skoozie" to your seating-neighbor; he'll move aside for you.
skoozie by QuacksO0 May 27, 2025

skoozie doozie 

Is the lowest form of trailer park Slut out there. Most likely has a hang down an infested with gonorrhea
There is a skoozie doozie down by the 7/11 looking to get her furburger filled with baby gravy
skoozie doozie by Rischard October 28, 2017