Failing at something while at the same time succeeding as it pertains to fantasy football. Can also be used in situations outside of the fantasy realm.

Blake Bortles threw two first-half interceptions and was bortling his way to help win my fantasy matchup as he tossed three second-half touchdowns during garbage time.

Bortling by munkyodoom November 14, 2016

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Bartling

to spend hours upon hours in the Glenn G Bartle library (at Binghamton University), usually during midterms or finals week. Some students (usually asian) bartle year-round. Usually results in fatigue, procrastination, and insanity.

Desiree: Hey Anna, are you bartling?
Anna: Yeah, I've been bartling all night! I'm in the Hebrew section, come join!

Bartling by bearCat December 17, 2012

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Reverse Pork Barrelling

The misappropriation of government funds to marginal electorates when close to an election, with the intention of winning more seats.

First used by Senator McKenzie of LNP in January 2020, in relation to the awarding of $100 million sports grants prior to the 2019 elections.

After being found by the ANAO to have run a biased and parallel assessment to Sports Australia, she was asked, "Did you pork barrell?" Bridget replied,

"Well if anything... there's a case of reverse pork barrelling going on" She went on to explain how because of her intervention and process, that a greater number of projects were supported in Labour electorates. The Auditor general found that she had favoured marginal seats.

Reverse Pork Barrelling by Kahmina January 17, 2020

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ogre battling

The act of attempting to have anal sex with a person while they are trying to shit.

Yo dude i was totally ogre battling this chick last night, IT WAS SICK!

ogre battling by 420_Sneaky_33_Pete_69 August 13, 2008

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