scotty's shits 

The ass-burning diarrhea that follows a meal from Scotty's Brewhouse where the Mofo Hot or Mofo Mustard was consumed.

"Man, I had Scotty's last night, and I've had the Scotty's shits all day long."

scotty's shits by babyfarksmcgeezacs November 21, 2013

St. Patrick's Day shits 

Anytime someone has an unusually green shit. Such an act is likely to take place the day after St. Patrick's Day because of the high amount of green food dye consumed.

Dude 1: Wow, I dont know what I ate yesterday, but I had a mad case of St. Patrick's Day shits this morning and got it all over the bathroom wall.
Dude 2: Holy shit! It looks like Gumby exploded in the your bathroom!

St. Patrick's Day shits by Lionel Matson April 6, 2008

Shits on the Fan and it’s spinning 

Used to explain a situation, when something problematic or dramatic is going down while getting worse.

That girl who got pregnant, well her boyfriend isn’t the father, the father is the gay kid...

Damn shits on the fan and it’s spinning!

Shits on the Fan and it’s spinning by lintzokurr October 16, 2019

S.W.A.T Shits 

When you shit unexpectedly without warning or when poop barges through your backdoor like a swat team

Bruh my stomach started to rumble then all of a sudden i got the S.W.A.T shits

S.W.A.T Shits by DATFEED November 29, 2016

he's with the shits 

Up to date on current trends and cool things to do. The cool things are the shits.

"Damn, Adrian's old but he's with the shits"

he's with the shits by PappaChino May 4, 2016

that shit's dingo

A catchphrase born from the brilliant mind of Rowan Bettjeman of Viva La Dirt League to describe something as being great and is a catchphrase that definitely exists.

"Is that keyboard working?"

"Yeah, it's working fine"

"Oh nice, that shit's dingo"

that shit's dingo by The Guy Who Uses Funny Memes December 5, 2022

Shit's off the pot 

Used to describe something good. It is similar to saying something is "off the hook."

Evan: What do you think of this sporting event we're attending?
Leroy: It's awesome - shit's off the pot.

Past tense
John: Oh man that movie was awesome!
Dave: Yeah, that shit was off the pot.

Shit's off the pot by pwnb0t July 21, 2009