Trudeaule

Tru | dole. A benefit paid to Canadians by Prime Minister Trudeau to allow people to take the summer off and make $2,000 a month by pretending COVID-19 has eliminated their job despite many jobs being available to them (included ones they've previously left). Also known as CERB.

Millennial #1: Hey, dude, how is it that you're at the beach every day and then out drinking every night and you don't have a job this summer? How can you afford it?

Millennial #2: I'm living my best life, collecting my Trudeaule and ignoring physical distancing rules - screw COVID it's a hoax. $2,000 a month is awesome and I don't have to do a thing!

Millennial #1: Didn't your grandpa just die from COVID?

MIllennial #2: Ya, that's a weird coincidence ... two weeks after I visited him too!

Trudeaule by ToFi September 9, 2020

Justine Trudeau 

Insult.
The purposeful misspelling or incorrect pronunciation of the Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau's first name to exemplify and mock his lack in typical manhood and his excessive feminist tendencies. The insult is commonly seen on social media posts.

Justine Trudeau is gone to another feminist rally in Toronto.....AGAIN

Justine Trudeau by Old school bossman September 9, 2020

Trudeau cigarette 

The type of cigarettes we will all be smoking in Canada once Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and his Nice Hair officially make marijuana legal.

Hey man I'm just stepping out for a toke break, can I bum a Trudeau cigarette off you?

Trudeau cigarette by thecaptainofmotorboating January 7, 2016

Pulling a Justin Trudeau

The portrayal or act of wearing blackface.

Friend one: (points) Whoa, look. That guys wearing blackface!

Friend two: I'll never understand how someone can think pulling a Justin Trudeau is acceptable in the 21st century.

Pulling a Justin Trudeau by Gaaaviin November 5, 2021

Trudeau 

Noun
/tro͞o//dō/
1. A communist dictator who tramples on the rights of citizens and demonstrates a notable lack of ethics and morals.
2. A flushable piece of human excrement that is utterly useless.
3. A clueless moron committed to the destruction of Canada and the subversion of all citizens.
4. A pawn of the UN.
5. A blubbering fool who, when not sticking to the script, says very little besides ugh, umm, ah, etc....
6. An idiot who recently switched to drinking water bottles out of, uh, water out of when we have, uh, bottles out of, uh, plastic, sorry, away from plastic towards, uh, paper-like drink-box water bottles sort of things.

Example 1: Josef Stalin was such a Trudeau.
Example 2: That Trudeau Jimmy dropped in the guest bathroom really clogged the toilet.

Trudeau by VoiceoftheDformed October 20, 2021

Trudeau 

An entitled person who is inept at everything and continuously blames other people for their failures or to hide from their failure and bad decisions.

My manager keeps making mistakes and trudeau’s me for everything so he doesn’t get in trouble.

Trudeau by anonymous January 30, 2021

Trudeau cocktail 

Questionable practice of mixing COVID 19 vaccines established in Canada by Trudeau government in attempt to get good vaccination numbers in light of the upcoming 2021elections. COVID vaccines mixology has little to no support by corresponding clinical trials.

“Did you get Trudeau cocktail!? Are you crazy?”

“Yes... My first shot was Pfizer and Moderna is my second”

Trudeau cocktail by kosmonaft June 26, 2021