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clusterius fornecatus 

When things become bottle-necked due to multiple fuck-ups. A severe clusterfuck
The 18-wheeler filled with nuke waste jackknifed on the Seymour Butts Highway, spilling radioactive waste into the sewage system, polluting a local pond and playground, and creating a serious clusterius fornecatus.
clusterius fornecatus by dick vendor November 22, 2011

Coasterizer 

When a basketball player is going coast-to-coast and dunks on someone on the other team for an easy bucket
Did you see John Wall's coasterizer last night? He destroyed Deandre Jordan.
Coasterizer by AnalPenetration March 8, 2015

Clustermer 

When a customer or client doesn't have their act together, thereby creating a headache and more work for you.
You just made a big sale, why are you all bitter?

The time I spent getting him to finally figure out what he wanted was ridiculous. That clustermer was way more trouble than he was worth.
Clustermer by 11DMH69 November 5, 2010

clusterokefuck 

Watching The Voice on NBC is a goddamn clusterokefuck of noise.
clusterokefuck by rtwilbur November 29, 2011

Clustersexual 

Different from both bisexual, homosexual and heterosexual in that this person enjoys sex in clusters.
"So, whats your sexual preference"

"Clustersexual"

"Ew."
Clustersexual by Sumar March 25, 2008

cliterize 

When your boyfriend won't leave your clit alone, he is trying to cliterize you.. if he succeeds, you have undergone cliterization
Mate I cliterized my girl last night
cliterize by Hsbis wpq September 17, 2017