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Waning Mullet 

a man’s hairstyle that is bald on the top but with long stringy hair hanging over the collar in the back (elderhostel up front, party in the back)

This is a modification of the 80’s mullet. It is worn by the diehard that refuses to give up the long hair that he sported back in high school.
Bob: Did you see Jim Rickards on Fox Business talking about the demise of the US Dollar?
Dave: Is that the guy with the waning mullet?
Bob: Yeah, that’s him.
Waning Mullet by goose_on_a_roof December 31, 2020
Related Words

Mull it over 

verb~ To think about it, to examine/analyse in detail a proposal before making a decision , taking an action or direction.
I'll mull it over and get back to you.
Mull it over by Kelly Bune October 18, 2007

luke mullen 

actor for tj kippen on the show andi mack
known for being loved by lesbians
smol bean who loves marvel and is a total film geek
luke mullen dances while making pancakes and listens to old music, could he be more perfect?
luke mullen by bambikippen March 3, 2019

Chinese Mullet

When a man thoroughly waxes his chest and stomach but grows his pubic hair to extreme lengths
Girl #1: I hooked up with Terry last night

Girl #2: How was it?

Girl #1: It was terrible! His chest was so smooth… but it turned out he had a Chinese Mullet. I couldn’t even see his penis through his pubic hair!
Chinese Mullet by p1@typu5 February 6, 2022

Hipster mullet

A hipster mullet is a hairstyle or hairdo, similar in volume to the rockabilly mullets sported by country legend Billy Ray Cyrus and TV star Richard Dean Anderson (better known as MacGyver) in the early 90s. The hipster mullet is an updated version of the rockabilly mullet, but infused with "alternative" elements such as neon highlights or extreme differentials between the length of the mullet piece (hair at top of head) and the hair on the sides and back of head, which might be shaved down to mere stubble. By shaving the back and sides down, the mullet piece is emphasized, thereby increasing the irony of the hairdo.

The hipster mullet has been adopted by hipster males and females alike. While a male hipster mullet and a female hipster mullet are similar, a male hipster mullet is often accompanied by additional moustaches, moustachios, beards, goatees, chinstraps, and designer stubble. For both males and females, the hipster mullet is typically accented by "larger than life" sun spectacles, worn at all times of year and in all light levels. Stiegl and Pabst are thought to provide nutrients such as provitamin B5 that improve mullet volume and sheen.

The hipster mullet is best observed in urban parks, in independent cafes, at alternative music gigs, and at college art shows, during the working hours of non-hipsters.

The hipster mullet is closely related to other updated hairstyles, such as the hipster mohawk and the hipster rattail.
"Daschiell, did you read my Tweet from five minutes ago??"

"Sorry Sabine, I'm still trying to update my blog on the weak wi-fi signal that everyone in this independent cafe is stealing from the Starbucks nextdoor. What was your Tweet about?"

"It was about how Bitsy and Flavius are sporting matching hipster mullets today! They are practically identical, except for the purple curls in hers and the neck beard growing out of his!"

"I hope they didn't see that you called them hipsters! They'll go apoplectic!"
Noun, female) a disgusting woman that is encountered in dive bars who is semi to moderately attractive, but is married with children and still goes home with you. Usually these species have a gin-soaked, chain smoker voice, and have names like Rhonda,for example, which they shorten to "Ronnie" etc. They leave their husband and kids in the hotel room on vacation, and go out on the town solo, having sex with other partners in bathrooms, on piers by the beach, or in public parks after hours of daylight. After these encounters, they cling to their new sexual partner like a barnacle clings to the hull of a boat, and the only way to remove barnacles is with extreme effort using a plastic putty knife. They are very hard to get rid of.

(noun male) a shit- bag. An under performer, or complete degenerate. A failure in all aspects of life.
I thought I would never get rid of that mollusk from last night!
Mollusk by Scoopalone June 1, 2014