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Pedro Ortiz 

Pedro ortiz is Aubrey’s boyfriend. she’s fucking insane and will kill anyone for him. he’s also a really hot kid who sleeps a lot and never posts his gf but that’s ok ig
Pedro ortiz is the hottest guy in the world
Pedro Ortiz by emo unicorn November 24, 2021

Pedro Ortiz 

Pedro Ortiz is a hot ass guy who is dating a really pretty girl named Aubrey sams. She’s fucking insane and will kill anybody for him. don’t mess with her bf!
Woah is that Pedro Ortiz?
Pedro Ortiz by emo unicorn November 24, 2021

Pedro on The Mets Era 

When someone or something is coming off a Hall of Fame peak, but still pretty good, still better than most, and you could tell Hall of Fame qualities were not far away.
JM: Hey did you see Kim last night, man she is so elite. I needed a White Collar Ginger after I talked to her right before I talked to my wife.

BT: Ya, she is so first ballot, not as good as she was in '22-23, but definitely in her Pedro on The Mets Era.

JM: Ya, her ass is in my Emotional Hard Drive
Pedro on The Mets Era by Mike109999 September 19, 2025

The ol pedro special 

Having to finish yourself off mid blowjob because your girlfriends jaw is hurting.
I had to give myself the ol pedro special last night because she got tired again
The ol pedro special by Tescodog August 22, 2019

overlord pedro

some one who is willing to have sex with anyone

Weird flex pero okay lang 

It is a Taglish word which resembles weird flex but ok
Guy 1: Kumusta nong, may bagong PS4 Pro, bumili ako sa SM kahapon
Guy 2: Weird flex pero okay lang