slap poo 

when you have a dangly poo and instead of letting it drop you slap it off its hinges into the wall

time to slap poo

slap poo by jeff the weirdo June 21, 2020

Poo slap 

Standing by a toilet, then doing a poo and slap that poo into the bowl of the toilet with a hand

Time to do a Poo Slap

Poo slap by kev2480 October 12, 2010

Poo Slap 

When you are having sex with a girl and you see it fit to poo on her chest. This is followed by giving that poo a full-handed slap to spread it efficently ovr her body.

Blimey, I gave Jenny a right old fashioned poo slap

Poo Slap by BaloghGabor December 19, 2008

Poo Slap 

When you walk into a toilet and are unexpectedly overwhelmed by the smell left by the previous user.

'Oh man, I just got totally poo slapped when I went into that toilet'.

Poo Slap by milesinfront October 21, 2011

Poo slap 

The sound when a massive piece of feces hits the rim of the toilet rather than the water below. Creating a slap sound.

'Explain the shit stains on the toilet'

'Sorry i was poo slapping'

Poo slap by StayFrostii October 11, 2011

Poot Slap 

The rap song that strong bad is fond of.

Poot slap, poot slap, dong wit dat dong.

Poot Slap by Zach G. November 26, 2003

poon slap

the act of pulling out a semi hard dong out of a vagina and then slapping the girl in the side of the face with your sloppy dong.

"Hey, you suck at doing my dong!! Its time for a poon slap biatch"

Bitch isn't performing.
Time for a poon slap.

poon slap by Diggity Doctor May 30, 2007