Disexia 

Disexia is a mental disorder that makes idiotic teenagers, children, adults, and tweens defend their piss-poor logic with even worse arguments, and makes them think that they are truly the center of our universe. this is also the flaw that turns them into something we call Karens. It also makes them absolutely sure that they are the smartest, prettiest, most important and funniest beings alive, but also need to beg for constant reassurance and compliments.

They do this by:

-Begging for attention
-wearing incredibly skimpy clothes just for the attention
-demanding refunds for things they have not bought yet to managers
-saying self-deprecating things on social media / to their friend group
-asking if they look pretty in whatever they're wearing.

When people with this disorder are caught being a Karen, they defend themselves by making up excuses like "I'm misunderstood", "I have x disorder" (which has usually nothing to do with the current topic at hand), or "you're just jealous." If you discover that one of your friends has Disexia, I very much encourage you to disassociate, because this disease is mildly contagious. Soon, you will be asking for the managers.

"Pretty much any Karen has had Disexia at some point in his or her life."

Disexia by IronyInABottle May 23, 2020

Popo dislexia 

Popo dislexia is the thing that happens to you when you don’t know how to write.

It happens because:
-you’re having a breakdown

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-your hands are shaking bc of the breakdown

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-popo

Popo dislexia is affecting me now

Popo dislexia by Sksksks hydroflask August 13, 2019

Dilexia 

(n) A disease common to youth under going an intense amount of stress. Symptoms include looking lost, confused, or anxious in over populated areas (classrooms, concerts, large cities, theatres...) Lack of sleep, insomnia, and nightmares.

To test an individual for said causes, one must simply face a mirror while covering the left eye. If the infected person views a reflection of themselves in addition to a corpse version of them, they do in fact have Dilexia and should immediatly seek a medical proffesional.

"Steve is looking quite anxious and lost while walking down the street."

"thats because he has Dilexia"

"Oh that explains everything then, I'm glad you told me"

Dilexia by Michelle Klingler October 15, 2007

Directional Dislexia 

Using the wrong compass point when giving directions; when you say south when you really meant north.

Take a left on mainstreet and head north, i mean south, aww fuck it. google map it for christ sake! No im not taking meds for directional dislexia.

Directional Dislexia by dwalt121 January 4, 2010

Disexual 

A Disexual person (Sometimes known as Dyosexual) is someone who is attracted to exclusively 2 genders. These genders can be any 2 genders, if you're exclusively attracted to 2 genders you're allowed to use the label Disexual/Dyosexual.

It's very similar to Bisexual, but is not the same. Bisexual is attraction to 2 or more genders, while Disexual is attraction to only 2 genders. You can still use whatever label you like the best, though. You can also use them interchangeably.

I got most of this information from LGBTA Wiki, so credit to whoever made the "Disexual" page on there.

Person: Disexual people, as well as all M-spec people, are valid. Love is love!

Disexual by hhjbjbnkjbhjgkj August 29, 2021

distexia 

when autocorrect picks the wrong word and you don't catch it in time before sending the text

an example of a distexia is: "will you throw the apples at prior and start an apple war?" when what you mean to say was "will you throw the apples at PEOPLE and start an apple war?"

distexia by bunker_hill_champion September 27, 2013

Dysexia 

When you misread a normal word as a perverted one.

My dysexia must be flaring up because I misread uvula as vulva

Dysexia by Tychopotts March 29, 2023