Jeweeb

(n.) short hand for Jeweeabo

A light-hearted non-derogatory parody of the term weeabo or weeb describing someone that is unusually obsessed with Israel or Jewish Culture.

Bianca, stop talking about Israel, you Jeweeb!

Jeweeb by Blackfin May 18, 2020

Jeweeabo

(n.) longer version of Jeweeb or Jweeb,

A non-derogatory parody of the term weeabo or weeb describing someone that is unusually obsessed with Israel or Jewish Culture. They are typically very invested in the Israeli-Palestine conflict and may often view Theodor Herzl as a father figure. They may or may not have a T-shirt that says Mossad and an Israeli flag above their bed. Other symptoms include listening to "Tel Aviv" by Omer Adam on repeat and only singing along with the chorus. Onset of obsession may start at a young age influenced by family or by Birthright. Jeweebs tend to be Sephardic over Ashkenazi.

A non-Jew or Goy Jeweeabo is obsessed with finding a Jewish partner, in hopes of either obtaining an Israeli passport or being part of the Jewish community. A lifetime supply of shakshuka and Iced Cafe may also be a factor.

Charles: Jasmine starting crying when we reached David Ben-Gurion Airport at the end of birthright.
Andrew: Omg! What a Jeweeabo!

Sean: Bella, stop grinding on all these poor people at Kuli Alma and let's go back to the hotel!
Bella: I can't, I'm trying to nab a nice Jewish boy!
Sean: Stop being such a Jeweeabo or I'm walking back by myself!

Jeweeabo by Blackfin May 18, 2020

Jweeb 

(n.) Shorthand for Jeweeabo!

A light-hearted non-derogatory parody of the term weeabo or weeb describing someone that is unusually obsessed with Israel or Jewish Culture.

Jasmine stop crying every time someone mentions Israel, you Jweeb!

Jweeb by Blackfin May 18, 2020

Jeweeny 

Jer-Wee-Nee
Adjective
Used to describe someone as Small and Gay

Woah! Peter is so Jeweeny!

Guys I’m coming out as Jeweeny...

Jeweeny by Epic Gamer Poop November 1, 2019

Jeween

Jer-Ween
Adjective
Somebody who is a Jew and Small.

Woah! Peter is such a Jeween!
Guys, I’m coming out as Jeween...

Jeween by Epic Gamer Poop November 3, 2019

Jewelbies 

Diamond Nipples. Imagine if your areole area was one big beautiful phat diamond. Everybody just wants to touch and lick those jems. This is all imaginatively speaking...basically means a beautiful symmetric nipple.

Wow, Meghan has beautiful Jewelbies.

Jewelbies by Jemma Jewel March 24, 2021

Jewebrity 

A Jewish celebrity, Usually D-listed after making a bitchass movie... or never making the list at all.

Jerry Seinfield is a Jewebrity.

Jewebrity by therub March 24, 2009