Sandwich :) 

When you have the legs of someone super cute who you adore tangled in between your legs under the covers with the lights off

Boyfriend: gotta respect the sandwich :)
Girlfriend: haha I'm gonna take the piss

Sandwich :) by Ted talks 101 November 10, 2019

sandwich 

one of the best foods ever. seriously man, if you have not tried this, what in the fuck have you been doing. its easy to make and it tastes Sooooooooooooooooooo fucking good. if you like cocks, specifically, chickens (your perverted ass thought it was penis, did u?) your in luck. chicken sandwiches exist. and their delicious. if your a disgusting sloppy vegan, theres a sandwich for that, ya like eggs? theres a sandwich for that. if you like humans, first off what the absolute fuck is wrong with you, second, theres a sandwich for that. but how do you make it? bread slice, wat ever u want, bread slice. easy shit.

sandwiches are good,
sandwiches are good.
eat a sandwich
feel real good.

sandwich by the cooler penguin27 April 22, 2020

sandwich 

a food commonly used by men to oppress women

typical male: get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

sandwich by ih8stalkers July 8, 2011

sandwich 

Why the hell dont you know what a sandwich is?

I guess ill explain anyways,
A sandwich is when you have two peices of bread and put PB&J in the middle ( or another combination ) and smash the two bread peices together, and you eat it

Now You should know what a fucking sandwich is, even though you should.

Guy 1: fuckboicome over here and make me a sandwich
Fuckboi: why the fuck should I?
Guy 1: cause you didnt give me that gas money when we went to WalMart.
Guy 2: make the man a goddamn sandwhich.

sandwich by what that ninja do October 25, 2015

sandwich 

Hobo currency

Hobo: "Will work for sandwiches"

sandwich by TurboPhoenix October 26, 2008

Sandwich 

When that one kid (at high school) who reminds the teacher that they was gonna give out home work when the teacher has clearly forgotten.

Casper: remember the homework you were going to give out?

Teacher: ahh yes, thanks Casper for reminding me.

Me: Casper, you sandwich!

Sandwich by Ashton230907 February 21, 2020

Sandwich 

Group of three Gulag escapees where the weaker one succumbs and is cannibalized. From the movie “Gulag” (1985).

“Food’s no problem, just take along a sandwich! You know what a sandwich is, don’t you? A sandwich is when two prisoners take along a third weaker prisoner on an escape. Someone they reckon can last one or two days and then die. And when he does, they eat him!”

Sandwich by red phillips May 5, 2022