Vallejo Police Department... the fuckin biggest bullshit in the yay area... full of dirty ass cops that don't do shit... arrest people like Mac Dre (RIP) and never catch the damn Zodiac killa...
"My house got robbed and I called the VPD four hours ago. They still ain't showed up."
"Brotha I just sold them all my shit man on Springs Road next to Sac's man... they got some serious problems..."
VPDP is a process by which two vice presidents deeply penetrating a subordinate simultaneously. The subordinate is usually someone who takes pleasure in sucking up to management and in general does not mind a good thrashing because they believe it will get them ahead, but all they really do is give head. It is not uncommon for the subordinate to be a real douche bag not sure why it is it just works out that way.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.