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that guy who goes to wendys and asks for a 20 ounce steak, they guy who sits on two chairs at once, the guy who farts in the elevator and blames it on the old lady, guy takes a sub to a wedding
ah crap its uncle al everyone out

Uncle Al Sober 

One who has quit most mind and mood altering substances after years as an absolute drug fiend! With the notable exception of weed, beer, and shrooms. Named after the sobriety combo of legendary frontman of Ministry himself Al Jourgensen.
Person 1: I thought Island was sober, but he's totally tripping balls on shrooms?

Person 2: He is, he's Uncle Al Sober. Quit all the hard stuff besides weed, beer, and shrooms just like Al Jorgensen.

Person 1: Ahhhh, well as long as he ain't shooting dope into his pee hole again.
Uncle Al Sober by Leosgay4robots November 4, 2022

UNCLE ALBERT 

Old sea dog off the hit comedy, 'Only Fools and Horses.' Most famous for continuously talking about his adventures in WW2, even though he's told them a million times before ( especially to his nephews Delboy and Rodney. )
Delboy, "This better not be another story about your adventures in the war?"
Uncle Albert, " I wasn't gonna you bloody little know it all. During the 1939 to 1945 conflict with Germany..."
UNCLE ALBERT by G Duffin June 22, 2006

Uncle Albert 

A general peadophile. Someone who is sexually interested in boys and girls; men and women; A metrosexual.
Can often be used to describe someone who uses instant messaging and chat rooms to communicate with subjects without giving (away) their true identity.
"There is an Uncle Albert talking to me on MSN. He wants to meet me."
Uncle Albert by josh-e-smith January 30, 2010

uncle ali 

An Arab working for the white man.
Another way to please white man , basically another (Uncle Tom) in the Arab version.
He would please the white man to get the job done and in return he will rewarded (by getting alcohol and white women if he is lucky )
Will do anything to be part of the white race.
He will sellout to his own tribe and other Arabs .
If another Arab befriend his white man , he will find ways to ruin his reputation. I.E. (backstab, create false rumors to earn the trust to the white man)
White Man:
Uncle Ali , please get pipe connected correctly, you won’t get the booze or hang out with my white friends

Uncle Ali:
Yes Sir , inshallah it will done in 5 mins
uncle ali by anonymous December 31, 2023

Uncle Alex 

Someone (usually middle-aged, white, and male), who acts creepily and suggestively towards others (often significantly younger, sometimes minors). Basically another name for the stereotypical creepy uncle.
Uncle Alex by pseudonymbicile September 22, 2025