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ill get the milk! 

Dad:Ok, Ill get the Milk!
*Dad Proceeds to leave the house*

1 year later
Son:Where the Fuck is my Dad?
ill get the milk! by Cursed_Spoon September 14, 2019

The milk fic

Literally the grossest ryden fanfic you could read, without going into death
Person 1: OMFG, I JUST READ THE MILK FIC, I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE

Person 2: It can't be that bad *reads it*

Person 2: Why? WHY!?
The milk fic by Hooman bean March 16, 2019

i'm going to get the milk! 

The thing Dad's say when they make a break for it. The last thing I heard from my dad.
Dad: Be right back, honey! I'm going to get the milk!
Mom: Just go, Have fun with HANNAH!
Dad: Wow! Thanks, I will!

Gaze in the military

To take a deeper look into the practices of any nations military and honor their sacrifices and triumphs.
I had to gaze in the military until I was honorably discharged.
Gaze in the military by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020

The Mile 

The term that is feared by anyone who is not on the track team and hates running. In Physical Education or P.E. it is now mandatory that all kids run "the mile" to complete the class. Usually the most dreaded day of the semester but it's great when it's over. Yay for fitness!
The Mile by LethalNerd March 17, 2005

The Milk Fic

The Milk Fic is the most disturbing, moist, and questionable fanfiction that anybody has ever created. The Milk Fic features Brendon Urie and Ryan Ross. To get the feel of it... Brendon gives Ryan a milk enema. In the cleanest words possible. It will scar you for life and might change your feelings on milk.