Chrust 

The hardened/crusty layer that builds up on one's butthole after not maintaining cleanliness.

1. John's chrust was giving away a weird smell today on the bus.
2. I was going to eat Mary's ass, but I noticed her chrust and threw up on her.
3. Since I do not shower often, my mother recommends to use baby wipes after pooping so I do not form chrust.

Chrust by thecjcsoccer April 13, 2020

Chrust 

a description for someone being incredibly gay

'that guy is chrust'
'lmao fag'

Chrust by camillaprimissus December 11, 2021

Cheesus Chrust 

A Jewish temple in Italy

Man we are going to be late for service at Cheesus Chrust!!!

Cheesus Chrust by Chitlins June 4, 2021

jesus chrust 

1. A misspelling of Jesus Christ
2. A man who died for your crust

"You going to church today?" "Nah, I'm going to chirch." "What's that?" "It's where you can go and worship our lord and savior Jesus Chrust." "Go fuck yourself."

jesus chrust by Communistically-Delicious May 3, 2018

Christ-a-roni 

A general slang term for Christians.

This Christ-a-roni kid flipped a hard B in biology today and stormed outta class.

I was driving through Oklahoma looking at all the billboards and man, there are some serious ass Christ-a-ronis in that state.

Christ-a-roni by Elwood Lane December 2, 2014

Christabel 

A Christabel is a priceless gift that will come your side in times of need. Most Christabels have a godly side but that won't stop them from being brave. They are pretty, timeless, sexy and hot and loyal. A Christabel would never leave her friends in time of need.

"OMG! Is that Beyonce?"
"No its a Christabel"
*faints*
*revived*
"You are so damn gorgeous!"
"Faints again"

Christabel by R.A Higheels May 10, 2020

christ on a cracker 

when you're in a war with your bf and you nearly get shot and you think that you're safe but turns out your bf got shot instead

gun: *shoots*
klaus: christ on a cracker! that was a close one, huh dave? dave?! medic! MEDIC! hey dave look at me. look at me, okay? oh damn it, medic! ok. look at me. hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. its ok. please, please..please stay with me, dave. stay with me. no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

christ on a cracker by mAniFEsTiNG March 18, 2019