bluescreened

When one hears information so shocking or world-view-shattering that one's mind goes temporarily blank.

When I learned that Armmie Hammer is a cannibal, I bluescreened for 10 seconds before I could form another thought.

by internet stole my life February 23, 2021

bluescreened

anything that seems like its irreparably damaged, like a computer when it gets the blue screen of death.

Our relationship had totally bluescreened, so i broke up with him.

by mrpf May 6, 2008

bluescreen

When a computer crashes and shows an error message with a blue background. Generally makes your computer unusable until you reboot.

The new itunes was running great until it decided to bluescreen on me and I lost my homework.

by muzikluvir November 1, 2005

Bluescreen Face

The face somebody makes when their brain has visibly encountered an error and has literally stopped working.

May be caused by fatigue, someone saying something extremely confusing or just by being a dumb bitch.(It's me, im a dumb bitch)

*receives exam*
*sees new question that was in the curriculum but i never studied for*
*beep booooooop sorry your brain has encountered an error*

i was asking his customer if he has an ip4 or ipv6 connection and he just had bluescreen face for a couple of minutes and then said he has wifi

by Ampy2 April 29, 2019

Blue-screened

To be confused; to cause confusion.

Matt was totally blue-screened when they asked him for directions to the airport.

If you want to blue-screen Matt, ask him for directions to the airport.

by Auntie Ashley January 4, 2009

Bluescreening

(verb): when confronted with many tasks, the act of procrastinating.

Referring to the Blue Screen of Death, when a computer crashes from trying to run too many programs.

I have so many projects due this week, I'm just Bluescreening.

by Phil Colson May 25, 2008

Blue Screened

v. looking at porn and causing the computer to crash. 90% of all blue screen occurences are a result of fapping research.

I was fapping with about 37 windows open and blue screened. You know computers, help a brotha out?
Only if you don't touch me and I'll be using my own keyboard.

by jonjacobjinglehimersmit456 April 28, 2011