Canal Pal is generally a homosexualmale that frequents the C/O canal hiking/biking path along the Potomac River in the DC area. Often found in pairs. Generally flamboyantly gay only exemplified by the power walking methods they use. One can normally recognize if they are out by the number of salmon colored Mazda Miatas or Honde Del Sols found in the parking lots near the canal.
"The fucking parling lot is full of fag wagons!!! Bet the tow path is crawling with god damn canal pals"
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.