A bleepatarian is someone who says they'revegan when they're really a carnist.
I kicked my cat you are a bleepatarian!
I DID NOT KICK MY CAT, I DID NOT STEP ON MY CAT, I DIDNT PUT MY FOOT aNYWHERE NEAR MY CAT. I'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING WEIRD WITH MY CAT
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).