A Mirage

A mirage is a person whom you find attractive from a distance but as they come closer that attractiveness disappears like it was never their at all. More commonly known as a Picaso

"Dude that girl is so hot!"- Guy

"You gotta get closer to her shes totally a mirage"- Guy 2

A Mirage by Skayterboy15 November 13, 2011

Pulling A Mirage 

Pulling a Mirage is lying about attempting suicide after a three day relationship, only for your online friends to find out that you’re mowing the lawn at that very instant from your sister.

We can’t hang out with Michael anymore, he’s toxic because he’s Pulling A Mirage

Pulling A Mirage by pleaseshutupreese June 12, 2020

Mirage à trois

That's where you fight 3 of me at once.

Hey, come back if you're ever looking for a, Mirage à trois, that's where you fight 3 of me at once.

Mirage à trois by anonymous November 25, 2020

Mirage à trois

A guy hanging out with two girls anticipates a threesome that never materializes.

Alice: How was your night, Bob?

Bob: Oh man, got fucked up drinking with these two chicks and totally thought I was gonna bang both of them, then at then end of the night they gave me a kiss on the cheek and stole my cab!

Alice: Ha! Total mirage à trois, jerkoff!

Mirage à trois by gouletgoo December 22, 2013

Mirage à trois

When you are too deluded to realize your make believe girl friend is actually a transvestite.

Did you know Roger had a Mirage à trois last night!? Really? Yes, his date and her two balls!

Mirage à trois by PooPooPharthead March 27, 2010

mirage a trois 

When you wake up from a sexual dream in the middle of the night, and think that there are 2 women in bed with you, only to realize that they are just bunched up blankets.

He kept the lights on during sleep to avoid the reoccuring mirage a trois experience.

mirage a trois by Greyegg May 5, 2010