Caronavirus 

Caronavirus is a virus that causes people to buy mass bundles of toilet paper

“Did you hear the caronavirus is comin?” “Oh no, really?” “ Yeah! Make sure you stock up on toilet paper!”

Caronavirus by Yupitsme March 26, 2020

BC - Before Coronavirus 

The days before coronavirus was when one could - shake hands, go to the gym, eat out, buy toilet paper and leave their house without explanation, penalty or risk of catching Covid-19. Those were the days that pimpin' could now be considered easy.

"BC - Before Coronavirus toilet paper was embarrassing to walk around with. Now it's the 2020 Mona Lisa"

BC - Before Coronavirus by PhraseTheLord April 2, 2020

coronavirus 

A virus that causes people to buy way to much toilet paper, and makes kids go through the hell that is online school.

Person 1: YOOOOOOO Walmart is out of toilet paper because of the coronavirus
Person 2: Yeah all of the Karens took it, but I am madder that we have to do online school.

coronavirus by Perpendicular Bisector April 2, 2020

coronaviruseando

(or in english, coronavirusing)
the act of pretending that the coronavirus school break is just an extended spring break (continuing to go to the beach, drinking, etc.)

men estoy coronaviruseando heavyyy
dude i’m lowkey just coronavirusing

coronaviruseando by PUTABEHAVE March 15, 2020

Coronavirus 

An asshole virus that is making people insecure, and hoard toilet paper. (tp)

Darn! I have no food in the fridge damn Coronavirus!

Coronavirus by lolggs March 21, 2020

Coronavirus 

A phenomenon that causes a sudden disappearance of toilet paper worldwide.

Karen: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY BECKY IM TRYING TO GET EVERY LAST ROLL OF TOILET PAPER IN THIS STORE BECAUSE CORONAVIRUS

Coronavirus by gracie1030 March 14, 2020

Colonavirus 

When your Corona Virus lockdown diet consists of nothing but Takis, Mountain Dew and fast food drive thru take out resulting in a series of explosive colon releases like never before seen.

This Kungflu is nothing compared to the colonavirus I got now from 6 weeks of Taco Bell, McDonald’s and Arby’s. I may have to renovate the shitter when this lockdown is over.

Colonavirus by Dick Onchin May 19, 2020