Skoel 

Your brain holder, or skull.

Tends to be used when something is incredibly cute and you want to 'crush it's skull'.

(said in baby like voice while flexing one finger infront of your face) "Lemme kaya skoel" = "Let me crush your skull".

Skoel by ShiverShiverton September 25, 2011

Skeleton Keying 

Based on the Kate Hudson movie Skeleton Key, in which an old lady steals her youth, skeleton keying is when you and your friend are both deservedly hungover, and suddenly one friend begins to feel much better, and the other friend much worse. The friend that is feeling better is 'skeleton keying' the other, or stealing their essence.

Alex, a minute ago I was fine, now I can't get off of the floor, and you're suggesting we walk to McDonalds? How are you feeling better, are you skeleton keying me?

Skeleton Keying by Dirtyytroll May 17, 2018

who produced skeletons 

Google it, simple. Delete this and fuck off. NOW.

Person A: Who produced Skeletons? I just wanna know
Person B: Google it, simple. Delete this and fuck off. NOW.

who produced skeletons by 88177287 July 21, 2021

I like your shoelaces 

Tumblr code for when you find someone you think looks like they use Tumblr. The correct response, as Tumblr users should know, is "Thank you! I stole them from the president." "Thank you," however, is commonly changed to "thanks."

Guy: *Sees someone who looks like someone they saw on Tumblr* Hey, I like your shoelaces!
Girl: Thanks. I stole them from the president.

I like your shoelaces by Sammy Blueberry the Weirdo February 18, 2021

skeleton war 

a century-long siege against the fuckboys. many skeletons have fallen in the war, but the battle rages on.

it doesn't matter what you like like on the outside, because on the inside, you are a skeleton, and one day, you will slay countless fuckboys in skeleton war.

skeleton war by Brian McBrian October 21, 2014

Skeleton crew 

The minimum number of personnel needed to operate a ship.

You came with skeleton crew?
Yes, that´s all we can afford these days.

Skeleton crew by Frisbeeman January 16, 2013

Sans the Skeleton

Sans the Skeleton is a well-known character in the indie game UNDERTALE, Named after the well-known font 'Comic Sans' and also based of the word 'sans' which means humorous and funny. He loves jokes and ketchup and has a brother named Papyrus which is also named after the font 'papyrus' and the word papyrus it self. Sans is a kind hearted guy at first looks, but he gets real tough when you do a genocide run. These two skeletons are based of a comic skit called, 'Helvetica' which has a skeleton protagonist and is also named after the font. This Helvetica was created by JN Wiedle which it appears in the Pasifist credits of the game.

Papyrus: SANS! WHY ISN'T THE BIKE WORKING?
Sans: I dunno, maybe it's...
Papyrus: DON'T YOU DARE-
Sans the Skeleton: TWO-TIRED?
Papyrus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Sans the Skeleton by A Sans-ation July 10, 2016