cockeyed 

out of balance, needs straightening.

That picture is cockeyed.

cockeyed by Harley Duncan January 26, 2005

Cockeyed 

When a male child is born without eyelids and the doctors use the left over skin from circumcision to make a set of eyelids.

Doctor: it's ok miss, we haven't circumcised him yet, we'll just use the extra skin to make him a set of eyelids.
Mother: You can't do that he'll be cockeyed.
Doctor: Well thats true, but just think of the foresight he'll have?

Cockeyed by winkelTossa January 2, 2019

Cockeyed 

When a woman is being violently slapped in the face with a cock and some of the penis gets in her eye causing her to close said eye and slightly open her mouth. This is best viewed in slow motion.

guy 1: I totally made that bitch cockeyed last night.
guy 2: Hear hear!! Brava!

Cockeyed by Ah cha cha chaaa November 15, 2009

cockeyed 

a girl who is looking for peninis is said to be cockeyed, or alternatively, to have cock in the eye

that chick's cockeyed

cockeyed by fkr July 30, 2003

Cockeyed 

When you shoot a load in your significant others eye ( the same eye ) everytime you have sex and she has to go to the Dr. and explain to them why she is having issues.

I cockeyed her a few times, the Dr. laughed then gave her a prescription

Cockeyed by Ham_Samich May 19, 2022

cockeyed 

a bitch whos looking for some action!1

I walked by this honey and she was looking at me cockeyed... woke up next to her this morning

cockeyed by beeeyatch March 3, 2003

cockeyed 

When a man looks at another man's cock, he gets cockeyed. If you stare at said cock. You have cockeyes. A contious stare is cockeyed.
A glimpse is a little cockeyed.

I can't help myself from staring, I am all cockeyed at the moment

cockeyed by aarmistead September 1, 2013