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Netopsistan 

A fictitious place at the networking group of a North American Fortune 500 company.

So called because it is occupied by team members of the network operations group in the middle of other team members and is about the same effective distance to the network operations team as countries ending in -stan (Pakistan, Kazakhstan, Afghanistan etc) are to the headquarters of said company.

It might also be of interest that Netopistan is not a known google search result. According to Google there is no Netopistan, which is curious.
Edward is now in Netopsistan.
Netopsistan by Peter Winkler April 25, 2008
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Busha chicken nugget biggie frosty yum yum, Solo. Hohohohoho!
Welcome to Wendy's can I take your order?

I have five chicken nuggets, please.

One five piece chicken nuggets!

No... five five piece chicken nuggets... please.

Oh.
NETOPS by Jabba D. Hut October 17, 2003
Instead of Hot cheetos, Neetos are nigga cheetos
Yo, Did you get them hot cheetos at the vending machine?

You mean Neetos?
Neetos by Dwilliamson December 22, 2019
the people who make your notwork a netbreak
I haven't been able to get any email for three weeks, NETOPS must be hard at work again.
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IT Department known for their knowledge of the Wendy's Extra Value menu, not their ability to do anything to to keep the user's connected and working as they should.
Why is NetOps going to cover? They must all be at Wendy's!!!!

NETOPS by George October 13, 2003

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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