cellzone

a giant soundproof tube with a sliding door u have to stand in if u have to use ur cell phone while ur in the library.

Looks like one of those tubes you put money in at the drivethru bank teller blown up 100X

Very strange, not good for claustrophobic people or people who fart a lot (as they could asphyxiate themselves)

Shit, i gotta go stand in the cellzone to call my boy

cellzone by againagain October 24, 2008

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celloner

A person who looks at their cell phone and pretends to be texting or that someone is calling them to give the illusion that they have friends.

"That guy is always on the phone, does he have a girlfriend now?"
"No he's a celloner. He's just talking to himself."

celloner by aCanOfSoda August 13, 2009

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cellzone • celloner • celltone

celltone

cell phone ringtone that you can only get when you beat a flash game on the internet.

Arm wrestle George W. Bush for a celltone

celltone by Broed January 23, 2008

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Cellbone

An occasion when a person's pants are tight enough to misconstrue the fact that their cell phone in their pocket is not part of their bone structure because it looks like a protruding bone.

Hipsters wearing skinny jeans with a Sidekick in their pockets looks like they have a cellbone

Cellbone by T. Michael May 17, 2010

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Cell Zone

The biggest phone scam business ever made on the face of this earth

I’m going to blow up cell zone

Cell Zone by Wasiwas August 20, 2021

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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