glanze 

To glance at something with extreme boredom thus your eyes glaze over.

Have a glanze at our cocktail menu.

glanze by NotQuiteSonic August 11, 2008

Boot Glazer

Boot Glazer is one who glazes a womans boots after orgasm.

The Boot Glazer hasnt had a girl friend in a year and a half. Just happen to see a pair of his old girl friends boots in his bed when I used the bath room. Those boots must have gotten a good glazing last night.

Boot Glazer by Vinylist November 24, 2014

Glanket 

A glow in the dark blanked.

P.I.G. stands for Pigs in-a Glanket
What's a glanket?
It's a glow in the dark blanket.

Glanket by That guy in the pants January 20, 2019

Glazer

a dick rider

get off my dick u Glazer

Glazer by numbaninejeans May 30, 2022

glazed turd

A glazed turd occurs when you take a shit, then jerk off and blow your load on your turd

Bro the other day i was jerking off and i when i busted i noticed i had made a glazed turd

glazed turd by ChaseM5 June 30, 2015

Glazed Dick 

1. The situation in which you skeet before going to sleep and waking up with a crusty underwear resembling a glazed doughnut.

2. The situation in which your dick is spewing cum and dries up into a glazed dick.

"After jacking off last night, i was too lazy too clean myself so I woke up this morning and had glazed dick."

"my dick feels flaky, I must have a glazed dick."

Glazed Dick by misshingo October 30, 2012

Glazer

Top tier dickrider.

Random nigga: Me, personally I would never let anyone moss me in football

Me: stop glazing you fuccin glazer

Glazer by jstackzzz13 May 26, 2022