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A ponder of Midgets 

is the term used to describe a group of midgets (short people)
A ponder of Midgets by Ben_236 July 27, 2004

crib midgets 

All she wants is crib midgets. I'm taking the crib midget to the pool. From the Dane Cook Movie "Good Luck Chuck" Stu used the word.
crib midgets by Maleficent40 June 22, 2008

Lit midgets 

A group of midgets born from the depths of hell. They have a short temper and a nasty attitude.
"Did you call a hitman?"
"No. I called the lit midgets!"
"Oh shit!!!"
Lit midgets by King midget August 2, 2017

Horde of Midgets 

When a group of midgets and/or dwarfs gather together it is referred to as a horde.
A horde of midgets attacked a flock of geese after enjoying their lunch picnics during national midget day in San Antonio.
Horde of Midgets by onebraveprune December 18, 2008

two midgets in a headlock 

A chick with big boobs, too big for her body.
that chick has huge titties it looks like she has two midgets in a headlock.

Midgetness 

Derived from the word "Midget", which means a short person.
The qualities of being a midget is called "midgetness".
Guy 1: Dude, did you see the new kid? He's super short!
Guy 2: I know! He's full of midgetness
Midgetness by NinjaMunky August 25, 2011