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typological error 

why are you acting like a typological error whats wrong with your brain

Taboholic 

Someone who's on the internet and has like 55 tabs open at once.
Steve: Hey Ron!, Did you happen to see how much tabs Colten had open earlier? Ron: No! I did not sir! Steve: Like 55! Ron: Wow! What a Taboholic!!
Taboholic by lueckmans1991 May 6, 2011

Tomoholic 

Someone who is obsessed or madly in love with tom felton or anyone else called tom
Tomoholic by Lily Sparkles YT January 10, 2021

typobonics 

The intentional misspelling or shortening of common words in order to sound cool in some circles. It is similar to ebonics in spoken english, but used, as the name implies in typed english. Typobonics is used almost exclusively on the internet, not uncommonly used in teenage chatrooms, blogs about boy bands, instant messages and e-mails between teenage girls about high school drama.
Typobonics is considered by some to be lazy and low-class.

Not to be confused with l33t, which is common with internet nerds, or the condensed written english associated with text messaging, which is shortened out of necessity of the nature of a text message.
"My little sister always uses typobonics instead of normal english when she's instant messaging her dorky friends."

Some typical typobonic word subsitutions are:
'cuz' instead of 'because'
'plz' instead of 'please'
'luv' instead of 'love'
'neva' instead of 'never'
'n' instead of 'and'
'da' instead of 'the'

"u neva gunna looz weight cuz u always chattin on da internet."
typobonics by metamer6 December 15, 2008

TYPOBOHICA 

Acronym: Take Your Pants Off Bend Over Here It Comes Again.

An admittedly far-fetched abbrev, TYPOBOHICA is most appropriately used during drunk hookups. In order to be fully appreciated, this aggresive command should be shouted angrily.

In an ideal situation, both parties involved in the hookup will be aware of the meaning. However, there is a defnite upside to any encounter where only the person shouting TYPOBOHICA is aware of its significance. In such a scenario, the situation becomes more terrifying, more likely to cause permanent psychological trauma, and therefore WAY funnier.
Girl: That was wonderful! I've never felt so close to y-
Guy: TYPOBOHICA!!
Girl: What?
Guy: TYPO! BOHICA!!!
Girl: I don't understand what you're trying to...
Guy: aaaAAAAAHHHHHHH TYPOBOHICA!!!!

(confused, aggresive sex ensues)

Typhooliday 

A portmanteau of "typhoon" and "holiday". A public holiday brought about by the hoisting of high intensity typhoon signals in some Asian countries and cities such as Hong Kong and Taiwan. Pronounced as "tai-foo-li-day" or "tai-fall-li-day".
School boy: Yes! It's typhoon signal number 8! My first typhooliday this year!

Mum: What? No school again? I paid school fees, you know?
Typhooliday by LocEngPlay December 10, 2013