Definitions by LocEngPlay
naitard
A portmanteau of "naive" and "retard". Describe someone who willingly and ignorantly believe in something that even a retarded person would not.
Guy friend: You honestly think your wife is just playing tennis every night with her Mr. Tennis Coach? You are a freaking naitard!
naitard by LocEngPlay April 16, 2014
Typhooliday
A portmanteau of "typhoon" and "holiday". A public holiday brought about by the hoisting of high intensity typhoon signals in some Asian countries and cities such as Hong Kong and Taiwan. Pronounced as "tai-foo-li-day" or "tai-fall-li-day".
School boy: Yes! It's typhoon signal number 8! My first typhooliday this year!
Mum: What? No school again? I paid school fees, you know?
Mum: What? No school again? I paid school fees, you know?
Typhooliday by LocEngPlay December 10, 2013