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cumsistency 

A word to describe a fluid that has a semen-like thickness.
That protein shake you made sure does has a certain cumsistency.

cuntitten 

1. a girls nether region
2. the best place on earth
3. cunt... literally cunt and kitten meaning pussy put together to make the best word ever.
"dude i totally ripped that cuntitten last night!!"

"man, i was almost at that cuntitten when her dad walked in."
cuntitten by mistercock September 21, 2009

Cumsitting 

Cum on your chair and sit on it.
I walked in on my bro cumsitting last night I was like "dude, lock the freakin' door!"
Cumsitting by chead August 26, 2010

cumsitting 

Cumsitting is sitting in cum. This phenomenon started when a woman in Africa claimed that she had not slept with a man but had become pregnant by unwittingly sitting in a man's spilled seed. Cumsitting itself has deep roots in the cum fetish branch of the homosexual community.
Melanie: How goes the Milky White Throne, Cumsitter?
Josh: My ass is slimy and soft from cumsitting, Melly.
cumsitting by cumsitter August 25, 2010

cummitting 

to cum in ones own hand (forming a mit with your hand to prevent drippage) and procede to shake hands with another person. usually performed with random members of society.
"Davy , I need some commitment."

"Sure Lesly, i dont have a problem with cummiting."

*The unfortunate break-up occured some time later*
cummitting by mmm69 October 21, 2003

Cummitment 

A man's or woman's state of not being able to be committed to someone mostly for his/her "sexual" reasons.
Lisa: I really can't understand him. He just doesn't want to marry me. He always says he has a commitment problem.

Jordan: Mmmm. I know what kind of a "cummitment" problem it is.
Cummitment by elifblc February 28, 2009