Floomp 

Floomp alludes to a sound as well as a general description of a failing and/or falling action. It is normally proceeded by the word 'man' or 'geez' and is indicative of a light hearted acceptance of failure.

1) Man, I tried to play it off but I totally floomped down those last three steps. haha
2) Geez, I was supposed to clean the house but I just kinda floomped around the all day.

Floomp by MrFloomp July 6, 2021

floomp 

The sound you make when your hand gets sucked into a black hole in the ceiling.

Floomp! .:all hands go up in the air and get sucked in:.

floomp by angelrider May 4, 2006

Floomp 

Its a dick fart; a sound when your getting a blowjob

"while my GF was giving me a blowjob, i FLOOMP on her lip

Floomp by F.db45 March 16, 2018

floomp 

a fart that happens, after your gf gets down to business. It can be a happy floomp, or a sad floomp, depending on how good the bj is.

"When I was getting the BJ, my dick floomped on her lip"

floomp by billy eyelash September 29, 2018

Floomp 

The sound you make when you eat a good sandwich.

When the man took a bite of his sandwich he floompd!

Floomp by ChubbySlime August 19, 2018

Floomp 

iT hAs MaNy DeFiNiTiOnS.

what a floomp.

Floomp by 123456floomp August 19, 2018

Floomp 

Any spiked balloon-like animal, typically part of the Tetraodontidae family, including pufferfish, blowfish, and sugar toads.

I was out snorkeling when all of a sudden this Floomp blew up and almost poked me!

Floomp by Shadowca3 March 18, 2019